Criteria for being part of group M.O.B.

We are helping our friends, well, it is my nephew and his buddys, to write down what they wanted to make the requirements for if you want to be part of their club. But they told us please don't call us a club, we are very serious motorcycle organization. They are called a M.O.B. organization, or stands for: Muslims. On. Bikes.

We watched them from far away, and we discuss their behavioral and socialogic types, and showed them a draft, we found them they like these kind of things, after editing:

1. To be a member and to get membership in the M.O.B. organization, Muslims ON Bikes, you:
2. Cannot used own feet to make the ride go (motor bike only, not bicicles.)
   
3. Rens good.
   
4. Must wear full jeans pants, no shorts.
5. Aerodynamic head shape, without hair should be, and with your hair also.
6. Talk cool.
7. At least one wife and three children.
8. At least one mortgage for a big or medium house.
9. No Christians or Jews.
10. Christians can be friend allies, no Jews.
11. Special benefit for ex Warren Boys.
12. Sign Petition to help us make shawarma argileh a reality in many restaurants on Warren.
13. Accesories on bike is good qualification for application.
    
14. Engine little scary.
15. Exposed chest hair, without hair don't apply.
16. Past steroids, we dont discriminate.
17. Free membership with extra leather jacket for boss.
18. Voice for men should be loud long, long time longer than engine.
19. Likes night programming, and out with the guys.